I almost never click on the advertising in a Google search. But it’s a slow news kind of day and I’m getting ready to go to the BIO 2006 Convention. So when I Google’d the word “dairy” of course there’s an Ebay ad. Well I clicked and there are 2,970 items for sale at the moment labelled with that word.

The top item is a set of dairy cow bookends. The list just goes on and on and on. I refreshed the page and the list totalled 2,990. I’m kind of glad I really don’t want to buy anything.